'Blind man walks into an Irish bar and says to the bartender, “Do you wanna hear a joke about paddy's?”

The bloke next to him says, “Listen mate, the bloke behind the bar is Irish.

“I’m Irish.

“The bloke on the other side of you is a 6-foot, 230 pound Irish wrestler.

“And the bloke at the door is Irish and all. So do you still wanna tell your joke?”

“Na,” says the blind man. “Not if I’ve gotta explain it four fucking times!”