editors and reporters

An editor and a reporter are lost in the desert, weak and thirsty. Finally, they see an oasis with a palm tree, greenery and a pool of cool water. The two start running, the editor gets there first. The reporter finally comes over the sand dune to see the editor standing knee deep in the pond --- pissing. "What the hell are you doing?" the dumbfounded reporter asks?...."Making it better!" replies the editor